Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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