i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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