Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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