I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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