i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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