i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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