I think scott just propositioned me for sex
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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