Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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