Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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