You work out of a Hotel?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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