no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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