i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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