I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize