FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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