Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
this is an emotional support booty call
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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