zippers are such a cool invention
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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