Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
All I want is dick and wine.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Two words: nipple clamps
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