So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
What happened to fro yo and sex?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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