I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I think we might need a safe word for this...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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