Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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