My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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