So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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