Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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