Sponge bath it is.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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