Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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