whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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