There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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