My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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