I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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