just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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