Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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