love makes seman taste better
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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