Me. At least after what I've been through.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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