Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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