do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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