Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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