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My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I am one with the molecules
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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