I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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