Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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