I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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