im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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