You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
whose parrot is this?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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