I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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