yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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