The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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