Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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