try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I love having hate sex.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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