Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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