wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
