Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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