He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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