that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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